Patty Walle had it all down to a science
way before the Boy met her………honest!
Before he could knock on her oak door,
she pulled it open and almost floored
the Anti-Wild that J-Kwan mentioned,
the one that wanted them to help in sending
the Lost Ones towards the blinding light.
She agreed by saying, “All right, all right!
But first I have to pick up my kid sister
then go see my Mom-mom, I miss her!
Then I have to meet the cheerleaders
and then meet my boyfriend Sleater
who the kids mock for being such an eater
that if one more girl says that, I’m a beat her!
Now the Boy loved her tenacity
and her “charming” elasticity
but the world can’t wait, least of all
for the always busy Patty Walle!
He said, “The world’s in terrible danger
and lady, you couldn’t be any less stranger!
So get your priorities straight
and let’s go, the war won’t wait!
And she said, “Mister The Boy,
I’m not your toy
and your wanting me is a joy
but if you don’t let me be
you won’t like me when I’m peeved.
So I’ll go, then I’ll see
that this world will stand and I’ll concede
that the minor is as important as the major
and society will be its own savior.
It’ll just be enforced by your seven flavors.
Now let me go before I’ll be crazier!!!!